JUST SOME STUFF
CAPTAIN'S GOD AWFUL MOVIES
Sometimes you just need a REALLY BAD movie to send to your friends, or watch eight times in a row with eight different people. I get you. I've GOT you.
Aladin (1992). What the fuck can I say about this. I found it on accident with my friend and we spent a completely insane half hour skimming through it. What is it? Where did it come from? Force your friends to watch it.
Ratatoing. I've seen this one eight times. Once was enough. It's about forty-five minutes long, but feels like it's three hours. I kept showing it to people like; "Have you seen this movie? It's awful." And they'd go "Oh, no, I haven't, let's watch it!" so I'd have to watch the damn thing AGAIN. It's seared into the synapses of my brain. If you're going to watch it, save yourself and only do it once.
PILL TASTE REVIEWS
Picture this; you need to take your medicine (whether it be ibuproufen or prozac or whatever). Instead of swallowing the pill, you put it in your mouth and crunch it... like hard candy.
Yep. That's what I do. Trust me, I've tried every trick in the book to get pills to go down the normal way-- none of it works. My throat just closes off. So instead I get the pleasure of chewing every pill I swallow, and you get the privilege of seeing what I think about how they all taste.
IBUPROUFEN
Actually. This one sucks. I got used to the taste of prozac and now ibuproufen just tastes like... nothing. But like, a palpable nothing. Gag me. Can't get it down fast enough.
PROZAC
This one's an acquired taste, I'll have to admit. Kinda bitter when it gets stuck in your teeth. but when you get adjusted to how it tastes it's really not too bad! Best if you eat something right after it (like bread or some other grain product).
GENERIC MIGRAINE RELIEF
God awful. Fucking disgusting. Hard outer shell that crunches twice when you bite through it and absolutely triggers your gag reflex. Have water on hand and swallow fast. Leaves the faint aftertaste of chlorine after you brush your teeth, which is admittedly not bad. Does its job though, so I can't complain.